- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Nobody cares maddie!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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