- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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