- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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