A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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