- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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