What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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5 people are walking

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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