Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A gay man watches football.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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