Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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outside your comfort zone

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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