- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

800 people died last year. end of story

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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