- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??