- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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