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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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