Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Microwave

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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