- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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