a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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everyone dislike this

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Face...the other white meat!

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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