What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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