- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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