Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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