- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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