- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

I like poop in my butt

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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