- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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