Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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SHUT UP JP

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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