Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

PIED NINNY!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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