- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man did not like this site

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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