A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Anti Joke

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