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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Horse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What are annoying? Ads.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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