whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's the new green? Green

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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