What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

You know what's funny? Rape

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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