Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

they told me not to write here but i did

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Anti Joke

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