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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Robin, get in the batmobile

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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