Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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