- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sixty... eight

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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this website is a bad joke

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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