the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Anti Joke

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