What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

You idiot.

Once, I went to Peru.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...