What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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NASCAR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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