-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Granny porn!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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