- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is life? Paul.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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