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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the dog die? He was old

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A child walks into a classroom.

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