Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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