- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is older than history?

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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