- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Penis

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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