What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Death by kayak

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Error 37.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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