- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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