Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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