- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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