- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

96

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Your sex life.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??