What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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