- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Where's my tractor?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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