- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

get in the car.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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