What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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