- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

. . I am a whale

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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