If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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