- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A dyslexic blind man

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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