- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Knock knock.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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