- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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