Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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