- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

your no better than a cockroach

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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