- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An man walks to a bra

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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