- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Women's Rights

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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