- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Stop. Seriously stop.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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