what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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