- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Women's professional sports

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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