- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats my name? Matt

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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