What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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