A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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