Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Granny porn!

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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hi michael

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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alex is cool

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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