A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why? Because.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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