- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's half of 8? o

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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