What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

your face

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...