A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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