- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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