I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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