- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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