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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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