- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

hola said the chinese man

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

hers a joke... japanese people

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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