What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Where's my tractor?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You know what's funny? Rape

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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