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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If life gives you lemonade.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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