- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

how man

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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