What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Anti Joke

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