Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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