What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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