- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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