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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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