- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gramma died

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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