How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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quantum physics?

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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