- Anti Joke

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

can you pass the soap?