- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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