What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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