- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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