Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Canadians

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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