What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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