- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

you gay?

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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