- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

9/11 my birthday

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Make me famous

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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