Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Your face

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Anti Joke

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