Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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