Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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