it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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