2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Lindsay Lohan

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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