How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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