- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

this website is a bad joke

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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