Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

woman's lacrosse

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Granny porn!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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