A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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