- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I like touching my boobs

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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