- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Connor is homosexuaI

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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