- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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