What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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