What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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whats green and lives in the water

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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