Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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guess what? bannanas

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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