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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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