Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

antonis sister is mighty fine

Chick Norris... Enough said

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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