roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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