- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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