What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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