A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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