- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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