- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

all the kids had fun

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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