- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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