What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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im telling maguire

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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