Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Justin's life

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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