- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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