- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Jebron Lames.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??