- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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