Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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i like it in the mouth

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vitamin c

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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