- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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