- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.