Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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