Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Charlie Sheen

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Obama

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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