- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

why are balck people black because they are

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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