- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

hey guys im gay

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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