- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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