what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

France had one revolution

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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