Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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penis in the camel

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