a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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