- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

why are balck people black because they are

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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