- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Women's rights.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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