Caramel Boing.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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