- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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