- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What fires shots? A gun

123 f*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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