What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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