- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Lil Wayne

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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