An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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