- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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