- Anti Joke

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!