what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops