- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

my penis

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

pobody's nerfect

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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