Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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