Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Knock knock come in.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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