- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Hello penis

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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