- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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