A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

KILL WHITEY

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A seal walks into a club.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

TIMMY

Don't believe in Atheists.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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