- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Double-whammy

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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