- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Black people being friendly.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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