nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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