why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Urban ghettos

bologna

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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