A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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