Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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