- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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