- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

outside your comfort zone

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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