What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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