how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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