- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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