- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Penis.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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