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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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