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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.