Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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