God is real.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

knock knock!? . . No.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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