Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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