Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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