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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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