What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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* anti-punchline

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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