Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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