Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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sharks

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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