- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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