- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

My three children are three big mistakes.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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