why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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