- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Justin Bieber.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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