Women's Rights

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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