- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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