Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What black and has children A black man

roses are red poo is poo

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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