A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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