A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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