- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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