What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Cripples are lame.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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