- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

this website is a bad joke

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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