- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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