So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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